Every Woman Should ...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD ...

know how to use a stick shift;

a plunger;

understand the difference between

don't tell a soul and

don't tell a soul i mean it;

know her mind; change it;

have protection handy;

but not too handy;

use special china;

and special underwear

for no special reason;

over commit; come through;

refuse to do it again; do it again;

be able to discuss first and ten;

have better things to do;

set boundaries; go camping;

grow something; dance crazy all alone;

stare at a phone;

get dressed in five minutes;

be a princess; get over it;

believe in the perfect man;

get over it; read; walk; flirt;

shock; listen; sing; thank God;

be single and like it; a lot;

raise a child; or not;

see a wrinkle and be reminded

of her youth; not her age.

~Unknown